Simulation Glitch T-Shirt — Retro Satellite Grid Graphic Tee
Simulation Glitch T-Shirt — Retro Satellite Grid Graphic Tee
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Simulation Glitch T-Shirt — Retro Satellite Grid Graphic Tee
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A soft, lived-in tee that speaks to late-night code sessions, retro tech fandom, and anyone who loves the weird edges of reality. The muted gray canvas and bold ‘SIMULATION GLITCH’ graphic — complete with a distorted satellite dish and grid — feel like a found poster from an alternate analog future. It sits easily in your rotation: throw it on for café workstints, sci-fi movie nights, or when you want your outfit to quietly announce you read forums and loved the rabbit hole. Lightweight, breathable, and with a slightly oversized silhouette in photos, it reads effortless and thoughtful rather than loud. The subtle texture of the fabric and clean crew neckline keep the look wearable every day.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
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| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Approximate garment measurements taken flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the front, one inch below the armhole — double it to compare with a full chest measurement. Between sizes? Size up; this is a classic fit, not an oversized one.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², for a soft breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams — cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape hold their shape
- Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
- DTG main print with DTF sleeve and inner neck prints
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Product & compliance information
Blank: Gildan 64000. For adults. Made in Bangladesh.
Two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.
Why Third Eye Roll?
Most “mystical” tees are the same three stock symbols on a blank. Ours aren’t.
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Original artwork drawn in-house |
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Symbolism that actually means something |
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Printed only after you order |
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Soft ringspun cotton, direct-to-garment printed |
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