Seeking truth through nonsense

Wear what you actually think.

Esoteric graphic tees for seekers, skeptics and anyone who reads the footnotes. Buy 2, save 15% — and shipping is free over $25.

✦ Original in-house artwork

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♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

✦ Original in-house artwork

📦 Tracked shipping

🔒 Secure checkout

♻︎ Printed on demand — nothing wasted

Why Third Eye Roll?

Most “mystical” tees are the same three stock symbols on a blank. Ours aren’t.

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Original artwork drawn in-house

Symbolism that actually means something

Printed only after you order

Soft ringspun cotton, direct-to-garment printed