Santa Claus Is The Claustrum T-Shirt — Retro Anatomical Christmas Tee
Santa Claus Is The Claustrum T-Shirt — Retro Anatomical Christmas Tee
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Santa Claus Is The Claustrum T-Shirt — Retro Anatomical Christmas Tee
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Soft, wearable, and a little irreverent — this lightweight tee brings a vintage punk twist to holiday lore. The graphic pairs a retro Santa climbing a ladder with bold, blocky type that reads “Santa Claus Is The Claustrum,” and a subtle anatomical motif below. It feels like a band shirt you’d find at a record-shop counter: comfortable to lounge in, loud enough to start a conversation, and made to be lived in from December hangouts to slow winter mornings. The fabric drapes gently, the collar holds its shape, and the print methods keep the artwork crisp without losing softness against your skin. Slip it on for record store runs, low-key holiday parties, or evenings when you want seasonal satire with a cozy fit.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
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| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
Approximate garment measurements taken flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the front, one inch below the armhole — double it to compare with a full chest measurement. Between sizes? Size up; this is a classic fit, not an oversized one.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², for a soft breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams — cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape hold their shape
- Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
- DTG main print with DTF sleeve and inner neck prints
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Product & compliance information
Blank: Gildan 64000. For adults. Made in Bangladesh.
Two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.
Why Third Eye Roll?
Most “mystical” tees are the same three stock symbols on a blank. Ours aren’t.
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Original artwork drawn in-house |
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Symbolism that actually means something |
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Printed only after you order |
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Soft ringspun cotton, direct-to-garment printed |
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