Mystic Math Is Real T-Shirt
Mystic Math Is Real T-Shirt
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Mystic Math Is Real T-Shirt
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A soft, breathable tee that wears like a familiar companion for anyone who loves numbers, symbols, and the strange beauty where logic meets lore. The bold “Mystic Math Is Real” graphic sits inside a detailed triangular sigil, balancing distressed vintage texture with crisp geometric lines. It’s lightweight and smooth against the skin, draping casually from the classic crew neck. Slip it on for study nights, coffee-fueled theory chats, or slow weekends when you want clothes that speak quietly about your curiosity. The monochrome palette layers easily under jackets or pairs with denim for an effortlessly thoughtful look.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
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| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
Approximate garment measurements taken flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the front, one inch below the armhole — double it to compare with a full chest measurement. Between sizes? Size up; this is a classic fit, not an oversized one.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², for a soft breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams — cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape hold their shape
- Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
- DTG main print with DTF sleeve and inner neck prints
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Product & compliance information
Blank: Gildan 64000. For adults. Made in Bangladesh.
Two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.
Why Third Eye Roll?
Most “mystical” tees are the same three stock symbols on a blank. Ours aren’t.
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Original artwork drawn in-house |
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Symbolism that actually means something |
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Printed only after you order |
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Soft ringspun cotton, direct-to-garment printed |
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WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE