I Want to Be Stereotyped / I Want to Be Classified UFO T-Shirt
I Want to Be Stereotyped / I Want to Be Classified UFO T-Shirt
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I Want to Be Stereotyped / I Want to Be Classified UFO T-Shirt
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Lightweight, soft, and subtly witty — this tee brings a quiet, playful edge to casual days. A minimalist grayscale print of a flying saucer framed over treetops carries the cheeky lines “I want to be stereotyped / I want to be classified,” blending tongue-in-cheek humor with retro sci-fi vibes. The smooth ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin while the classic crew silhouette keeps the look simple and wearable. Wear it on relaxed weekends, to late-night movie marathons, or layered under a jacket for low-key meetups with fellow weirdos. The muted palette and clean design let the artwork speak, making it easy to pair with jeans, joggers, or your favorite vintage jacket for an offbeat, comfortable statement.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
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| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Approximate garment measurements taken flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the front, one inch below the armhole — double it to compare with a full chest measurement. Between sizes? Size up; this is a classic fit, not an oversized one.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², for a soft breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams — cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape hold their shape
- Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
- DTG main print with DTF sleeve and inner neck prints
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Product & compliance information
Blank: Gildan 64000. For adults. Made in Bangladesh.
Two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.
Why Third Eye Roll?
Most “mystical” tees are the same three stock symbols on a blank. Ours aren’t.
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Original artwork drawn in-house |
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Symbolism that actually means something |
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Printed only after you order |
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Soft ringspun cotton, direct-to-garment printed |
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READ THE FOOTNOTES
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WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
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READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
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WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE