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Environmentalism T-Shirt — “The radical idea that we ought to clean up after ourselves”

Environmentalism T-Shirt — “The radical idea that we ought to clean up after ourselves”

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Environmentalism T-Shirt — “The radical idea that we ought to clean up after ourselves”

Regular price $29.99
Sale price $29.99 Regular price

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A soft, wearable statement tee for people who care about the planet and want to say it plainly. The bold white print against the fabric calls out environmentalism as “the radical idea that we ought to clean up after ourselves,” making this shirt both thoughtful and cheeky. The lightweight, ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin and drapes easily for a relaxed, everyday look. Wear it on weekend hikes, to climate actions, or at casual meetups — it’s a simple conversation starter that matches your values without shouting. The crew neck and classic cut keep the silhouette timeless, while quality printing keeps the message crisp wash after wash.

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Size guide

SizeChest width (in)Body length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833

Approximate garment measurements taken flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the front, one inch below the armhole — double it to compare with a full chest measurement. Between sizes? Size up; this is a classic fit, not an oversized one.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², for a soft breathable feel
  • Tubular knit with no side seams — cleaner drape and less waste
  • Ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape hold their shape
  • Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
  • DTG main print with DTF sleeve and inner neck prints

Care

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron, steam or dry on low heat
  • Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Product & compliance information

Blank: Gildan 64000. For adults. Made in Bangladesh.

Two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.

Why Third Eye Roll?

Most “mystical” tees are the same three stock symbols on a blank. Ours aren’t.

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Original artwork drawn in-house

Symbolism that actually means something

Printed only after you order

Soft ringspun cotton, direct-to-garment printed

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WEAR YOUR MINDSET

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QUESTION EVERYTHING

READ THE FOOTNOTES

AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD

WEAR YOUR MINDSET

SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE

QUESTION EVERYTHING

READ THE FOOTNOTES

AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD

WEAR YOUR MINDSET

SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE

QUESTION EVERYTHING

READ THE FOOTNOTES

AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD

WEAR YOUR MINDSET

SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE

QUESTION EVERYTHING

READ THE FOOTNOTES

AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD

WEAR YOUR MINDSET

SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE

QUESTION EVERYTHING

READ THE FOOTNOTES

AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD

WEAR YOUR MINDSET

SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE

QUESTION EVERYTHING

READ THE FOOTNOTES

AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD

WEAR YOUR MINDSET

SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE

QUESTION EVERYTHING

READ THE FOOTNOTES

AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD

WEAR YOUR MINDSET

SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE

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