Coffee & Conspiracies T-Shirt — Funny Graphic Tee for Coffee Lovers
Coffee & Conspiracies T-Shirt — Funny Graphic Tee for Coffee Lovers
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Coffee & Conspiracies T-Shirt — Funny Graphic Tee for Coffee Lovers
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A relaxed, everyday tee that speaks to late-morning debates and slow-sipped espresso. The soft, lightweight cotton holds a bold, retro-inspired script that reads “Coffee & conspiracies,” giving the shirt a playful, slightly subversive personality. It drapes casually for lounging, running errands, or pairing with denim for a low-key meet-up. The smooth print and durable fabric keep the message crisp wash after wash, while the tear-away label and flexible ribbed collar add comfort that won’t get in the way of your next theory session. Wear it when you want to be cozy, curious, and a little bit provocative.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
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| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Approximate garment measurements taken flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the front, one inch below the armhole — double it to compare with a full chest measurement. Between sizes? Size up; this is a classic fit, not an oversized one.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², for a soft breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams — cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape hold their shape
- Pearlized tear-away label; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
- DTG main print with DTF sleeve and inner neck prints
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Product & compliance information
Blank: Gildan 64000. For adults. Made in Bangladesh.
Two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.
Why Third Eye Roll?
Most “mystical” tees are the same three stock symbols on a blank. Ours aren’t.
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Original artwork drawn in-house |
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Symbolism that actually means something |
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Printed only after you order |
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Soft ringspun cotton, direct-to-garment printed |
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE
QUESTION EVERYTHING
READ THE FOOTNOTES
AS ABOVE · SO ABSURD
WEAR YOUR MINDSET
SEEKING TRUTH THROUGH NONSENSE